Finally
gettin’ ta review “Promo Only: Dance Radio May 2011”. I’m lookin’ forward ta
June’s, so I’ll prolly breeze through this one. It’s not that fun when you know
most of tha songs and all dat; not like I was really anticipated for this one,
anyway… I also tried to find tha songs before May ended but only found about
14. :( Start Time: 9:10 PM | End Time: 10:24 PM
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.
© 2011 CD Review (Review #1,001) reviewed on 6.12.2011 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
Disclaimer: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion! I only please myself wit my ratings! I don’t care how lyrical you are, as long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much really love it, as it’s considered mindblowin’ when I hear it! Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> “ iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song; anything after I type “ >>> “ iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.
© 2011 CD Review (Review #1,001) reviewed on 6.12.2011 by FrankieThaLuckyDog.
01.
September “Me And My Microphone”
This
iz a good comeback! I know this
song’ll be pretty big in tha Dance world (I think it already iz) and I won’t
mind if it gets played out. I really like tha resurrected, Robbins-Euro feel to
this song; she sounds like she can kick typical rappers’s asses wit tha
fastness of her rhymin’!! :tu My Current
Rating: 4.5
02.
Alex Gaudino Feat. Kelly Rowland “What A Feeling”
Speaking
of “not that fun…,” this iz an example. I could’ve heard this on PO on a 3rd
or 4th listen but now, it’s like my 50 – 100th. :( This
iz a decent song that could have better music; tha vocals are here but where’s
tha exciting Dance sound? :? My Current
Rating: 4.0
03.
Avril Lavigne “What The Hell (Bimbo Jones Remix)”
Neva got ta hear tha remix although it would’ve
been nice if it came earlier, ‘cause tha original’s been out since tha very
beginning of tha year. >>> For a 132 BPM BJ mix, it doesn’t sound like
I can hear it that much. This iz an okay remix; not tha best. ‘Cause of this
lateness, I doubt this’ll even get a lot of airplay wit me. :( But, at least
Avril’s in tha remix-Dance world, again, although no one even got this mix. :(
I like her “what?!” parts, lol. My
Rating: 3.8
04.
JTX “Love In America
(Liam Keegan Radio Edit)”
Got
this from when I tried to get tha songs from this CD. It randomly played on my
iPod while I was driving yesterday and I let it play. However, I wasn’t too
impressed wit this Next Plateau song; sounds too much like a Pop song that a
mainstream label could’ve signed—not a Dance label! When I drive, I try not to
let less-interesting songs play. It’s not tha worst but if no one’s pickin’
this up, I don’t see it gettin’ more than, maybe, five spins wit me, lol? My Current Rating: 3.4
05.
Avicii “Derezzed (Remix Vocal Edit Of The Music By Daft Punk From Tron Legacy)”
Too
much in a mix name, lol? Even tha Disney movie’s name iz in there, lol. Anyway,
this iz startin’ ta get old. Both MCE & my college station got tha
original, Daft Punk “Derezzed”, and played it like crazy. Even MTV played it
for a while, too. Now, this vocal edit came around and it sounds good; I think
those vocals sound 99% like Negin ( :) “Unexpected” gurl from 3/11 PO)! Such a great
voice! This’ll prolly be in ignored rotation wit me since it’s kinda old but as
far as a rating, pretty good… My Current
Rating: 3.9
06.
Robyn “Call Your Girlfriend (Sultan & Ned Shepard Remix Radio Edit)”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ROBYN!!! It’s her 32nd
birthday today!! She kicks ass no matter what
year/decade/day it iz!! At first, I thought this was somewhat-boring of a
song/remix (think my college station got tha original version and I didn’t even
think of gettin’ it ‘cause of tha title, lol) but since MCD keeps playing it,
it’s one of those songs that’s startin’ ta sound addicting! However, in a
playlist perspective, it kinda sucks ta just add it now; could’ve had a
reputation wit me, previously, although I’ve been too busy, at times, to play
music a lot, which I hope I fix soon! :( My
Current Rating: 4.1
07.
Benny Benassi Feat. Gary Go “Cinema”
*Throws
up* ROFL! I LOL/SMH at it everytime it plays on MCD. Lookin’ forward to reviewin’
tha Dubstep version on tha next PO! Prolly tha
best, 70 – 80 BPM song/mix PO has had, lol! But, to write somethin’: MTV Hits iz
startin’ to play Dance videos, at times; they have a “Dance Mix”, which iz not
as great as their Early 2000s Dance mixes but it’s exposure, at least. This
video was featured in their “Dance Mix” not too long ago. My Current Rating: 3.1
08.
Britney Spears “Till The World Ends (Jump Smokers Radio Remix)”
Speakin’
of “throws up,” add this to tha list; will
MCD get rid of tha original version, already?!? Sick of their non-Dance
failures! >>> I liked tha “Hold It Against Me” shit/addictive mix JS
did better. Damn, this ain’t eva ending! That’s not how a 132 BPM song/mix
should be! My Rating: 2.4
09.
Gia Bella “Jump (Smash Mode Radio Remix)”
‘Bout
time fa some exciting, new music!! Finally got ta hear tha Mike Rizzo mix on
MCD and it sounds good; sounds like this iz an anthem! Lemme hear what this mix
has ta offer! >>> Yes, somethin’ different for a SM sound; looks like
this’ll have 2x tha chance to do good wit me wit this and tha MR mix. I think I
like MR’s mix better but I’m glad for a Gia Bella comeback (“Back It Up (Dave
Audé) from tha 7/09 CD was her previous song)! :tu Catchy chorus wit tha “jump”
effects and lyrics, too! LOL, even tha end sound jumped! My Rating: 4.3
10.
Danny Dove & Ben Preston Feat. Susie Ledge “Falling”
I
was able to find this but didn’t get to hear it; looks like it’ll be a song
people should get? >>> Sounds good; nobody has this, yet, sadly… I
feel like I’ll fall for tha hotness,
here; nice, soothin’ vocals wit a catchy Dance beat! Follow-up to ‘08’s “Need
In Me”? It’s seems like it’s about time! Because of how slow this seemed, at
times, I thought this song went by fast, lol; hot beats, once again! My Rating: 4.2
½time: Not really likin’ this PO that much; not too many new or exciting songs… Current
CD Rating: 3.8
11.
Steve Aoki & Laidback Luke Feat. Lil’ Jon “Turbulence”
ROFL!
Surprised I ain’t been gettin’ in tha mood to play this as much as possible.
Just a decade ago, some of my favorite, Dirty South Rap music was comin’ from
Lil’ Jon; I even included him as an influence for my Rap tastes in my
documentary I just did. Unfortunately, after ’05, he switched styles to stupid
“snap” music, then Crunk Rock, and now, eva since about two years ago, he’s
been on tha Dance scene. I find it really
odd that this happened; I lol @ every chance I get! It’s like, here’s a big,
tall, black dude wit dreads and a grill in his whole entire mouth, enterin’ tha
Dance world, lol! Anyway, as far as tha song, kick-ass beat; guess it’s great when two DJs get together and do
tha damn thang!! Much better than dat
stupid, played-out “I’m In The House”!! I gon rate this pretty high ‘cause of
how great tha song iz; I need to play
it more!! LOL, one of my boyz from Louisiana
collaborated wit Lil’ Jon two years ago; I feel like joking around wit him and
sayin’, “what was it like hooking up wit a Techno dude?” He’ll prolly be like,
“???,” but fa real, I don’t think we’ll be hearin’ Lil’ Jon in tha Rap scene,
much, since he’s in tha Dance world, now. My
Current Rating: 4.7
12.
One Eskimo “Amazing (Swiss American Federation Radio Edit)”
Saw
this mix on tha Mainstream PO; I know of this bein’ a Pop/Alternative song so
let’s see if this mix iz Dance or mainstreamish… >>> Sounds like it
could be Dance-y, in a Lite FM vs. HM perspective… LOL, some hot beats comin’
through on tha chorus; pretty nice! This iz kinda quick for a slow song, once
again; beat’s are nice, though. My
Rating: 4.0
13.
Inna “Sun Is Up (Play & Win Radio Edit)”
Fuck this mix!!! Mico Remix for 2011!! Too
bad I got this, exclusively, last Summer; I made tha wrong choice. I was
dealin’ wit some fake-ass people last Summer and I didn’t even make a dime! Now that this song’s on PO, I’ve
made $690.00 from doin’ business wit
Louisiana people after I dropped this song/mix last year and am not puttin’ up wit peoples’s BS! Glad
MCD got tha Mico mix; gives a nice, different/making-money perspective for me, and iz even gettin’ some play on
my iPod/computer! My Current Rating: 2.2 (would’ve prolly been, like, 3.5 – 3.7 if
this was FL)
14.
Natalia Kills “Mirrors (Adrian Lux Remix)”
Saw
tha original version a while ago and thought this was on an interestin’, GaGa
style. But, for some reason, tha download failed when I tried to get it. Now,
let’s see this remix. >>> Sounds like a completely, new song all over
again, lol. Tha chorus iz hot but this sounds mixed differently from what I
would’ve liked ta hear for a HM; guess they’re tryin’ to be more Dance? Damn,
this was anotha quick song! My Rating: 3.9
15.
Kat DeLuna “Dancing Tonight (Ralphi Rosario Radio Edit)”
Didn’t
do a preview and look at tha ID, yet. >>> Sounds like a hot, club song
for tha long start! *Now looking at ID* LOL! What a tight trick! Too bad no one has this; glad for a quality RR mix,
again!! Glad for this resurrectin’, Scotty K-soundin’ style on tha mix! LOL,
seemed a lot longer than 3:33 for some reason… My Rating: 4.2
16. Lauren Elle “Accessories (Smash Mode Radio Mix)”
Anotha
SM mix, which ironically, this has a Mike Rizzo mix, too; let’s see this mix.
>>> I thought this would sound more Dance but it’s more Pop wit tha
content. I think MR wins wit this song, too, smh, but tha music on tha chorus
iz hot. LOL, gotta like this title but could’ve been a lil’ better for a song… My Rating: 3.8
17.
Above & Beyond Feat. Richard Bedford “Sun & Moon”
LOL,
when I first heard this song, tha opening line scared me: “It’s raining, it’s
pouring;” thought I was hearin’ a nursery rhyme like, “It’s raining, it’s
pouring; tha old man iz snoring!” But, it’s a hot, VT song wit continuous,
catchy music and great male vocals! Good ta have A&B on tha 2011 scene!
What goes good wit this iz Dash Berlin/Emma Hewitt “Disarm Yourself”; now that would get a perfect rating from me
if it was on here ‘cause that song’s pure, kick-ass!!! Prolly tha
best-produced song for 2011! Surprised MCD even got that song ‘cause they’re
not big wit fast songs but they luv EH! My
Current Rating: 4.5
18.
Sam Freidberg Feat. Asia “Fire (Liam Keegan
Radio Edit)”
Let’s
see if this iz better for a LK mix. >>> Sounds like a hot start; I
feel like I’m anticipatin’ this more than tha Danny Dove song! Yes, this iz definitely hotter!! Tha vocals sound
like they’re from tha ‘90s/Early ‘00s and they’re soundin’ like they’re kickin’
ass!! Also, some hot lyrics, too! My
Rating: 4.3
19.
Jessie & The Toy Boys Feat. Yelawolf “Push It (Ron Reeser & Dan Saenz
Radio Edit)”
LMAO,
such a kick-ass song!! SMH @ PO for editing out “go to Hell;” there are much-worse things than that! I could not
figure out what tha edited word was but smh. Anyway, seems like I got addicted
to this song pretty quick; hit #1 on my playlist and everything! Nice, kick-ass
music from tha RR&DS as well as a great
appearance from white rapper Yelawolf, who I heard for tha 1st time
on here, surprisingly! I dunno why MCD doesn’t have Yelawolf in their version;
tha gurls rap, too. Oh, this iz super clean; they edited out tha “cake” part (I
believe that’s only gettin’ cash or it might mean somethin’ else, lol), “kitty
cat” (pussy, lol), “back in tha lac” (smh), and even when he ended tha verse
wit tha title, smh? How can you censor tha title? :? Gay clean version; glad I
ripped tha regular version from RR or DS’s SoundCloud page! ;) But, Yelawolf
did a nice job wit tha kick-ass
rappin’! I won’t let tha clean edits screw up how I originally feel about this
song, though. My Current Rating: 4.8
20.
Wolfgang Gartner Feat. will.i.am “Forever”
Not
too crazy about this song, especially since it’s always on MCD. WG’s soundin’
too much like tha MCE version of deadmau5 on tha beat (sounds like same
instrument sounds, at times) and w.i.a and tha Black Eyed Peas seem to fuck up
tha Rap world (can’t consider them Rap, really?) and tha Dance world, at times.
:td Where’s tha “Me & Myself” beat and those ’08 times? LOL, MTV Hits’s
“Dance Mix” got WG’s previous song, “Illmerica”, and it was an instrumental
song! Seems like these lyrics are dedicated to partyin’ but also, tha late,
Hip-Hop DJ AM, who died of a drug overdose in 2009. My Current Rating: 2.8
21.
Greg Pary “Why Don’t We Just Fuck?”
LOL,
endin’ it wit tha dirtiest title/a Robbins song! Yup; Robbins, Robbins,
Robbins, lol! Been waitin’ ta hear this! >>> Sounds like a club start
and then, it sounds like a Dance but also, a Pop-soundin’ sound wit these
vocals… LOL, a random gurl sounds like a slow, Dance version of Ke$ha. I’m
likin’ how she says tha title and now that I’m hearin’ tha chorus music, it
sounds like somethin’ Klaas would make wit tha format and everything! LOL,
jackin’ their style? Anyway, good song/ending wit an interestin’,
not-too-borderline-soundin’ song! My
Rating: 4.2
Overall: Turned out to get a lil’
interestin’ toward tha end… But, for tha most part, this fucks up my adding of
new songs. Usually, I add not-played songs tha 1st Friday of tha
following month. Unfortunately, already two Fridays have past in June, already,
smh; guess I’ll have to wait ‘til my 23rd birthday, June 21! I will
review June’s tomorrow; that should turn out better!
Rankings:
21. Inna “Sun Is Up (Play & Win Radio
Edit)” 2.2 (generous ranking, lol)
20. Britney Spears “Till The World Ends (Jump
Smokers Radio Remix)” 2.4
19. Wolfgang Gartner Feat. will.i.am
“Forever” 2.8
18. Benny Benassi Feat. Gary Go “Cinema” 3.1
17. JTX “Love In America (Liam Keegan Radio Edit)”
3.4
16. Avril Lavigne “What The Hell (Bimbo Jones
Remix)” 3.8
15. Lauren
Elle “Accessories (Smash Mode Radio Mix)” 3.8
14. Avicii “Derezzed (Remix Vocal Edit Of The
Music By Daft Punk From Tron Legacy)”
3.9
13. Natalia Kills “Mirrors (Adrian Lux
Remix)” 3.9
12. One Eskimo “Amazing (Swiss American
Federation Radio Edit)” 4.0
11. Alex Gaudino Feat. Kelly Rowland “What A
Feeling” 4.0
10. Robyn “Call Your Girlfriend (Sultan &
Ned Shepard Remix Radio Edit)” 4.1
09. Greg Pary “Why Don’t We Just Fuck?” 4.2
08. Danny Dove & Ben Preston Feat. Susie
Ledge “Falling” 4.2
07. Kat DeLuna “Dancing Tonight (Ralphi
Rosario Radio Edit)” 4.2
06. Sam Freidberg Feat. Asia
“Fire (Liam Keegan Radio Edit)” 4.3
05. Gia Bella “Jump (Smash Mode Radio Remix)”
4.3
04. September “Me And My Microphone” 4.5
03. Above & Beyond Feat. Richard Bedford “Sun & Moon” 4.5
02. Steve Aoki & Laidback Luke Feat. Lil’ Jon “Turbulence” 4.7 (lol)
01. Jessie & The Toy Boys Feat. Yelawolf
“Push It (Ron Reeser & Dan Saenz Radio Edit)” 4.8 :)
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 81.1
Total
Songs: / 21
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Average CD Rating: 3.9